Steve's Helpy-Helperton Guide to Life!

 

   Lemmie guess, your life sucks and you're looking for a little bit of relief from the pain? Maybe your girlfriend, whom you were deeply in love with, dumped you for no reason, or maybe a reason that she shouldn't have (eg. another guy? ouch!). Maybe the girl you've been carrying a  torch for told you she [stunning music here] "just wants to be friends?" No biggy men, I've got you covered! I've composed a few guides to a few situations in which I'm sure we've all experienced, so you should make it just fine. Right, and maybe my dog will learn to shit in a litter box. Nevertheless, maybe this place can provide some comfort to your life.

SO! What's Yer Problem?

She Just Wants To Be Friends! NOOOOOOO!!!!

She Dumped Me!
Signs She Likes You.
My Mother Set Me Up On A Blind Date! And With A Co-Worker's Daughter!!!

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